It’s been far too long you twat, I haven’t seen you since I was 18, I’m going on 21 nao. Come fer a drink.
You, ITV, people bitching and argument mind games (seriously I don’t understand it all and I feel like the only cunt in the world who just wants to get along with like everyone), Modern Warfare, and idk. Macs.
Only three. Ewan McGregor, Hugh Grant, John Barrowman. Not gay, I’d just hump their legs as a sign of affection for being pinnacles of manhood.
Moving out.